Kumnandi ukuthi okhokho bathole izinduku zabo engquzeni yakhe. Kungenzeka ukuthi akazange athembele kumandla anjalo, kodwa abanye abantu basesikoleni esidala - bemgwedla njengamahhashi amancane. Futhi into ehloniphekile ukuthi abazange bakhohlwe imbongolo yakhe. Yilowo ongeke achithe umsele. Bathola imizwa eyakhayo entombazaneni base beyodlala ama-dominoes. Ngalolo hlobo lwamandla, ungase udlale namatshwele uze ube neminyaka eyi-100 ubudala. Induku eyodwa yengeza unyaka ekuphileni!
Umbhangqwana ovuthiwe wanquma ukuqopha ividiyo yobulili bawo. Cishe bazoyibuka uma sebethatha umhlalaphansi. Inkosikazi iyakwazi ngempela ukuncela. Ijubane, ukujula kokungena, yonke into isezingeni eliphezulu. Umyeni akayena futhi umuntu omubi. Ephendula isithandwa sakhe ngembeleko, wamkhombisa ukuthi wayemuhle kangakanani. Wambhebha ngendlela elinganiselwe nesezingeni eliphezulu. Osisi abakhulu abandiza ngezindlela ezihlukene. Wabubula ngokwemvelo. Umphumela ogeleza uphuma kusiketshana sakhe uboniswa eduze. Ngicishe ngizicule. Njengoba besho, isipiliyoni asilahleki.
I-Holy Shit, i-asshole ethile! Ungafaka odikhi ababili lapho, hhayi nje udikhi! Lelo tshwele liyakwazi ukwenza izethameli zihambe. Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ecwila, kuba ishothi yesidoda esivela kumbukeli ngemuva kwemonitha. Amakhulu ngisho nezinkulungwane zama-studs abukela lokhu kusakazwa. Mina ngokwami amabhola ami afika engquzeni yami futhi ngicela ukudedelwa embotsheni yalesi sidoda. Futhi unomzimba omuhle, futhi! Ngingathanda ukukhotha izindebe zakhe phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Yilokho okushiwo ukuthola izimvemvane esiswini sakho lapho idick yakho ifika ku-ribcage yakhe!